Special offer....!
Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal's office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Hurry offer valid until exams only....
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Student's declaration at the end of answer paper. It Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!
I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2 the best of mine & my friend's knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4 any mistakes.
Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental
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Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi
Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha
Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya
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Think "gently"
Talk "simply"
Laugh "loudly"
Work "hardly"
Love "sincerly"
Feel "freely"
Read "slowly"
SMS me "daily"
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Women live a better,longer
and peaceful life!
why?
very simple.....
They not have wifes...!!!
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If you need frnd call me.
If you need a help approach me.
If you money......
"SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED".
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
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What is Éduçati0n ?
Educati0n is an 0raganised system thr0ugh whch we waste 0ne half 0f our life t0 learn h0w 2 waste the remaning half 0f 0ur life.
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Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl feirnd..
But wht about a failed student..??
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???
A Beautiful Teacher..!!
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Beauty
Freshness
Dreams
Truth
Imagination
Feeling
Faith
Trust
This Shud Be The Beginning Of The New Semester :->
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Students K Dard University Kya Jane
Colleg K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane...
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If All Pakiz Strt Studyin & All Get Good Marks
But, Jobs r Limitd
den
More Unemploymnt
More Youth
More Suicides
More Crime
''SAVE PAKISTAN STOP STUDYING'' ;->
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Thought of the Day: If you Feel like doing some studies,
Sit down and wait until that Feeling goes away!
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life of da collge student:-
wallet hai, paisay nhi.
lecturere hai, attendence nhi.
cell hai, balance nhi.
frends hai, girl frend nhi.
exam hai, tension nhi.
parhna hai, mood nhi..
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1st Line 2 Be Writeen In Exams:
"All The Answers Written Below Are Imagnary And Work Of My Creative Mind. Any Resemblence To Text Book Is Unintentional And Purely Accidental..."
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NEW Xam Pattern::
General Students ::Ans All The Ques..
OBC :: Ans Any Ques....
SC :: Just Read All Ques
ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams...
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long Back,
People Who Sacrificd Their Sleep,
Food, Laughter N Forgot
Their Family Were Calld Saints.
Bt Now They R Called
"Students" :-)
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What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY ... ???
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.
.
S . Sleeping
T . Talking
U . Unlimited Sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning
So Study Hard ... ;->
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ft Our Exam, Our Books Ll Sing A Song, Guess Which Song
Guess.!
'Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me':-)
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Class Rooms R Like Train
1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches
Reserved For VIP
Middle 2 R General Compartment
N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!
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Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Plzzz..Don't Disturb I Want 2 Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!
&
D Best 1 Is-
3)Sir,I Hv A Question! :-)
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The Law Sayz,
"If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)
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No doubt exams r a matter of luck,
how?
"coz the checker throws the papers on the ceiling fan, which one is droped on his checking table is regarded as pass"
Kyun hai na matter of luck
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eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
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If any beautiful girl call u 'bhai'. Then don't take tension bcz full fom of bhai is "best husband among indians" so just go & pROPOSE her!!
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Morning is NATURE'S way of saying: "Live life one more time, make a difference, touch one heart, encourage one mind n inspire one soul".. Gud morning.
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This Love is LOVE the LOVE best LOVE way LOVE to LOVE say LOVE to LOVE U LOVE that LOVE I LOVE Miss LOVE U LOVE.
read it again without word LOVE.
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2 luv without condition, 2 talk without intention, 2 give without reason & 2 care without xpectation is d art of true relation.
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Friends in heart r the worst tenants. They capture the heart, pay no rent, don’t vacate & if at all they leave, they just break down the room they lived.
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I've got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...
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An Ideal Day should begin with
A Cute little yawn on ur Face
A Cup of Coffee in ur Hand
An SMS 4m me on ur mobile?!
Have a g8 day
GMNG
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