Tamil Funny Sms

Anbu Kaati thotthavanum illai..... kovappattu jaithaanum illai.....so love others... smile always.....Don't hurt others heart.
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Kannil Kanda pennai nesippathai vida, Unai karuvil donda thayai nesi. Unnaium oru pen neasippal.
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Oru penai unnidam athigamaga pesa anumathikathey Pin aval unai athigamaga pesa vaithi viduval " thaniyaga" .
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"Unnai thiyagam seivathanaal mattumay pirarin idhayangalai Nee Vella mudiyum"
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Arali vithaiyum Alugirathu Ippothu, " Thannaal" Irapavargalai vida " Pennaal" irapavargale Athigam endru.....!!!!
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Vittu Kodungal, viruppangal Niraiverum.. Thatti kodungal, Thavarugal kuraiyum...sms kokungal...santhosam perugum....!!!
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My dear friend Un peyaraikuda, naan eudhuvadillai, "penamul" unnai kuthidimo endru...! dai...no...no.. Ala koodathu....control Ur-self....
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Luck means who get the opportunity; Brilliace means who creat the opportunity
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Think all you speak, but never speak all you think
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There is no Oil if Olives are not squeezed... No Wine, if Grapes are not pressed.... No Perfume, if flowers are not crushed... If yhou feel any pressure... Don't worry... be assured it will bring out the best in YOU
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The tree does not withdraw its shade from the Woodcutter, so don't hate your enemies
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Life is like cotton, don't make it heavier by sinking it in water of sorrow
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Puvil vasanai erukkum. Natpil unmai erukkum. Kathalil nejam erukkum. Valvil enimai erukkum. But ungal mobile fulla en sweet sms eppothum erukkum.
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Little keys can open big locks. Simple words can express great thoughts. My tiny SMS can make your day Great!
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Paasamulla nenjangal palicaanga nenaipathillai...Nesamulla nenjangal nesikka marappathilai... Priyamullanenjangal pirivai thaanguvathilai..
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Marakka vendum endru than ninaipen avalai parkum varai. Aanal athai kuda marannthu vidukiren avalai Parkum pothu....
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Marakka vendum endru than ninaipen avalai parkum varai. Aanal athai kuda marannthu vidukiren avalai parkum pothu....
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Mashayil Nanaya unaku Aaasai thaan, Irundhum naan kudai Pidipen. yaen endraal? Un Thalayil ulla kaliman karayamal irukka.
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Kavidhai Enbadhu Pesum oviyam... Unnai pola...! Pesadha kavidhai...! Nam Natpai Pola...
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Kannil oru minnal, mugathil oru sirippu, sirippil oru paasam, Paasathil oru nesam, nesathil oru ithayam, antha ithayathil en iniya friend nee.
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Amaithiyana Iravu Amsamana Nilavu Arparikkum Natchathirangal Asaravaikkum fan kattril asanthu thongum aruyir Friendukku en Adakkamana Iravu Vanakkam...
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Sindhikka therinthavanukku aalosanai thevai illai. Thunbangalai santhikka therinthavanukku vaalvil tholviye illai....
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Maalaiel maranam enru derindum koda kaalaiel kaneer vadipadilai pookal. So enjoy the every moment of time..

fun full sms

1-You arrive one hour late to a party and find
Out you are the first one to arrive.


2-You think it's perfectly normal to call someone who's 30 years younger than you 'Anna'
Just because he's behind a counter


3-You wear a suit to a wedding... and you are
Only 3 years old.


4-The wedding takes an hour and the group
Pictures take five hours.


5-Your parents' idea of a vacation is to
Go down to the temples in India .


6-You talk for an hour at the front door when
Leaving someone's house.


7-The second your guests leave the house, your
Parents start talking about them.


8-Your remote control is still in its plastic
Packet.


9-You get a 95% on a test and your parents ask
What happened to the other 5%?


10-You stare at Tamil people when they walk by....


11-Your parents never address each other by
Name.


12-When you get your first part-time job, your
Parents expect you to give them half.


13-You watch a Tamil wedding tape and all the
Songs from Roja are dubbed in it....


14-Anytime you speak back to your parents, you
get: 'I toiled my life for you, and this is how you
repay me?!' - 'Naanga eppadi khasta pattathukku nee
ithuvum solluvae ithukku melayum solluvae!


15-If you are a girl, you are expected to come
home before dark - however if it's a son, 'OK rasa,
jaakirathaa poitu vaa...

faith full sms

Special offer....!

Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal's office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.

Hurry offer valid until exams only....
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Student's declaration at the end of answer paper. It Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!

I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2 the best of mine & my friend's knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4 any mistakes.

Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental
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Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi

Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha


Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya
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Think "gently"
Talk "simply"
Laugh "loudly"
Work "hardly"
Love "sincerly"
Feel "freely"
Read "slowly"
SMS me "daily"
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Women live a better,longer
and peaceful life!
why?
very simple.....
They not have wifes...!!!
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If you need frnd call me.
If you need a help approach me.
If you money......
"SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED".

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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
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What is Éduçati0n ?

Educati0n is an 0raganised system thr0ugh whch we waste 0ne half 0f our life t0 learn h0w 2 waste the remaning half 0f 0ur life.

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Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl feirnd..
But wht about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher..!!
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Beauty

Freshness

Dreams

Truth

Imagination

Feeling

Faith

Trust


This Shud Be The Beginning Of The New Semester :->

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Students K Dard University Kya Jane
Colleg K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane...
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If All Pakiz Strt Studyin & All Get Good Marks

But, Jobs r Limitd

den

More Unemploymnt

More Youth

More Suicides

More Crime

''SAVE PAKISTAN STOP STUDYING'' ;->
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Thought of the Day: If you Feel like doing some studies,

Sit down and wait until that Feeling goes away!
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life of da collge student:-
wallet hai, paisay nhi.
lecturere hai, attendence nhi.
cell hai, balance nhi.
frends hai, girl frend nhi.
exam hai, tension nhi.
parhna hai, mood nhi..

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1st Line 2 Be Writeen In Exams:

"All The Answers Written Below Are Imagnary And Work Of My Creative Mind. Any Resemblence To Text Book Is Unintentional And Purely Accidental..."
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NEW Xam Pattern::

General Students ::Ans All The Ques..

OBC :: Ans Any Ques....


SC :: Just Read All Ques

ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams...
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long Back,
People Who Sacrificd Their Sleep,
Food, Laughter N Forgot

Their Family Were Calld Saints.
Bt Now They R Called

"Students" :-)
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What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY ... ???

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S . Sleeping
T . Talking
U . Unlimited Sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning


So Study Hard ... ;->
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ft Our Exam, Our Books Ll Sing A Song, Guess Which Song


Guess.!







'Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me':-)

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Class Rooms R Like Train

1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches

Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment

N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

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Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..


1)Plzzz..Don't Disturb I Want 2 Study!

2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

&

D Best 1 Is-

3)Sir,I Hv A Question! :-)
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The Law Sayz,
"If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"

Do U Know Which Law It Is?

This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)
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No doubt exams r a matter of luck,

how?

"coz the checker throws the papers on the ceiling fan, which one is droped on his checking table is regarded as pass"

Kyun hai na matter of luck
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eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
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If any beautiful girl call u 'bhai'. Then don't take tension bcz full fom of bhai is "best husband among indians" so just go & pROPOSE her!!

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Morning is NATURE'S way of saying: "Live life one more time, make a difference, touch one heart, encourage one mind n inspire one soul".. Gud morning.

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This Love is LOVE the LOVE best LOVE way LOVE to LOVE say LOVE to LOVE U LOVE that LOVE I LOVE Miss LOVE U LOVE.

read it again without word LOVE.

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2 luv without condition, 2 talk without intention, 2 give without reason & 2 care without xpectation is d art of true relation.


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Friends in heart r the worst tenants. They capture the heart, pay no rent, don’t vacate & if at all they leave, they just break down the room they lived.

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I've got a good friend who married a Doctor.

One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".

Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.

"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;

I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...


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An Ideal Day should begin with
A Cute little yawn on ur Face
A Cup of Coffee in ur Hand
An SMS 4m me on ur mobile?!
Have a g8 day
GMNG
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